Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries213


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BENET
(Sarcastic, fake, astonished voice.)
A bargain sir … you should charge more!

In Lancer Rodney, NottaPenny spent five sovereigns on one glass of wine. One!

AUDIENCE
(Gasps.)

BENET
That was at the cheapest tavern in town.

AUDIENCE
(More gasps.)

BENET
(Again, gesturing towards MARCUS.)
Double that if you go to a posh tavern.

Or halve it again, if you know Marcus the boss!

SCENE 8
(The island of Lancer Rodney.)

BENET
(Scanning audience members.)
So what did SimpleSimon and NottaPenny do for one week during their stay in Lancer Rodney?

(Allowing a very brief discussion, and ignoring all of it.)

NottaPenny wanted to:


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