Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries217


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BENET
(Making direct eye contact with HAYLEY, and smiling.)
NottaPenny glared at SimpleSimon and said, “how horrid! You are so naïve! You don’t know anything about cats!”

(Making direct eye contact with AUNTSYLVIE, and smiling.)
NottaPenny threatened to separate from SimpleSimon immediately.

(Returning his gaze to the AUDIENCE in general.)
But she couldn’t do that now … not on the island of Lancer Rodney.

SCENE 10
(The journey home.)

BENET
They had to travel back together on the same airliner!

(Making eye contact with FULLYCHARGED and HAYLEY.)
And they had to sit next to each other!

(Returning his gaze to the AUDIENCE in general.)
The metal tube was jam packed solid. There were no spare seats. There wasn’t enough space to swing a cat!

Actually, there was enough space to swing a cat.

If you stood in the aisle, between the seats, you could just about swing a small cat.

Which was fine.

If it was your intention to clobber ten other passengers in the face with an irate cat!


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