Tolstoy is a classic British Military Police Dog, who lives with his handler Lieutenant TedTalker in specially adapted singleton accomodation within the Garrison. He was born and bred on the base, and is now aged four. Tolstoy and his team mates love to get together on their rest days for a bit of rough and tumble in and around the sports fields at the far end of the base.
Tolstoy is friends with everybody, though especially KristalClear. They are both able to chat on the canine wavelength. However, TedTalker is not a demi-psychic.
From Book 1 Chapter 3 On The Canine Wavelength:
« Tolstoy, what have you seen? »
« Extra work with no extra rewards! »
« No, I mean unusual activity. You, or Milton, or Dickens. Have none of you seen anything strange? »
« We’ve seen extra work all round and less play! I’ll ask them though, you can ask them yourself when you get the chance. »
« You mean no humans with odd behaviour? »
« They march up and down a lot on the parade square! And then they end up back where they started! That’s not odd, that’s stupid! »
Inner Circle
| KristalClear | NutJob |
| CandiCrush | BarmyWaffle |
| MaxChaos | HayWire |
| Major Hastings | Captain Thomson |
| TedTalker | The Colonel |
| Constable Walker | Tolstoy |