{"id":2008,"date":"2026-11-07T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2026-11-07T06:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=2008"},"modified":"2026-10-29T06:35:38","modified_gmt":"2026-10-29T06:35:38","slug":"chapter-38-the-shorb332","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/11\/07\/chapter-38-the-shorb332\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 38 The Shorb332"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/11\/06\/chapter-38-the-shorb331\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page332 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/11\/08\/chapter-38-the-shorb333\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p>\u201cWell, he did leave eventually! But not until after the Second Battle of Waterloo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd you know there\u2019s a difference between being destroyed<em> in a fire<\/em> and being destroyed<em> on a fire.<\/em> I\u2019ll explain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSchr\u00f6dinger knew that the War of the Wor was going to be massive. Everybody in Waterloo knew. All the lecturers and tutors had made a pact. Instead of letting their work fall into the hands of the militias they agreed to destroy everything. They made a bonfire. Schr\u00f6dinger took his own notes, and his precious orb, and he threw all of it onto the fire.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s the difference between being destroyed<em> in a fire<\/em> and being destroyed<em> on a fire<\/em>. He destroyed his own invention!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd he didn\u2019t go to Ormskirk either! He was a sailor, he was one of the people who moved to Wally, one of the founder members of the RedCircle. One of the good pirates!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMore importantly, on the day that the Second Battle of Waterloo started, he had raced home, grabbed what he could, and then he sailed to Wally, with his orb.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou just said he threw the orb on a fire,\u201d says MaxChaos.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe did. That was the one from the Uni, the working prototype, the second orb! He kept the first one at home. And he took it to Wally with him, the first orb, the one that didn\u2019t actually work. Of course he had no notes, because they\u2019d all been burnt. But <em>The Shorb <\/em>survived, the first <em>Shorb<\/em> still exists.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>OverGroan joins in, \u201cand that\u2019s where the trail goes cold. We don\u2019t know what happened to Schr\u00f6dinger, and we don\u2019t know what happened to <em>The Shorb<\/em>. It was the dark ages all over again. Computers had become useless, and nobody had written down any proper notes. Everybody was fighting for survival. The War of the Wor lasted three years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;o&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHistory is fascinating,\u201d says BarmyWaffle, \u201cthough some half truths abound! Working out the difference between several<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/11\/06\/chapter-38-the-shorb331\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page332 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/11\/08\/chapter-38-the-shorb333\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page332 \u2013 Next \u201cWell, he did leave eventually! But not until after the Second Battle of Waterloo.\u201d \u201cAnd you know there\u2019s a difference between being destroyed in a fire and being destroyed on a fire. I\u2019ll explain.\u201d \u201cSchr\u00f6dinger knew that the War of the Wor was going to be massive. Everybody in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/11\/07\/chapter-38-the-shorb332\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 38 The Shorb332&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2009,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions\/2009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}