{"id":1953,"date":"2026-10-12T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T05:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1953"},"modified":"2026-10-01T04:18:54","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T03:18:54","slug":"chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/10\/12\/chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns302\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 34 Sovereigns and Crowns302"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/10\/11\/chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns301\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page302 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/10\/13\/chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns303\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p>\u201cWe \u2018ave a male an\u2019 a female down at the knackers yard already,\u201d says Erik, \u201cwhat\u2019re they wurf to you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe want two adolescent females. Alive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh huh,\u201d says OtherErik, cleverly hiding his bewilderment behind all his facial hair, \u201calive, eh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019ll cost you!\u201d says Erik, \u201can\u2019 it\u2019ll take time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>CandiCrush says, \u201cWolfland\u2019s not short of money. What\u2019s a fair price for a fair trade? And how much time are we talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Erik says, \u201cOne thousand YorkCrowns! But you ain\u2019t got Crowns \u2018ave you? In your sovereigns? We\u2019d need a couple of \u2018undred of \u2018em. But they\u2019re no good to us. We can use maybe five, or even ten, but nobody round \u2018ere wants two \u2018undred Wolfie Sovereigns.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019d need somefing uvver dan sovereigns,\u201d says OtherErik, \u201can\u2019 it might take us a few days to sort out traps. We trap live deer you know, we kill wolves. We gotta fix up somefing dat can \u2018old a live wolf \u2026 a nangry, live wolf!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSeven days,\u201d says Erik, \u201cyou can have two adolescent wolves in seven days. Females if yer lucky. Normally we don\u2019t care. For us a dead wolf is a dead wolf. We\u2019ll get yuh live ones though.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>OtherErik cuts in, \u201cyou want two live females? You gotta male? A live male you mean? Yer gonna breed wolves?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYer mad!\u201d says Erik, \u201cAnd yer gonna put us out of business! We don\u2019t make much from the farmers who \u2018ire us, we make us money from sellin\u2019 dead wolves.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ll flood the market with your farmed wolf stuff, and then we\u2019re done for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s gotta be wurf four \u2018undred sovereigns. But not Wolfland Sovereigns. What else yuh got?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ve got MaxChaos &#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t need any chaos fank you. We\u2019ve gotta nuff our own!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is Max, and this is Dave,\u201d says KristalClear, \u201cthey can work on a trade for trade agreement.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/10\/11\/chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns301\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page302 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/10\/13\/chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns303\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page302 \u2013 Next \u201cWe \u2018ave a male an\u2019 a female down at the knackers yard already,\u201d says Erik, \u201cwhat\u2019re they wurf to you?\u201d \u201cWe want two adolescent females. Alive.\u201d \u201cUh huh,\u201d says OtherErik, cleverly hiding his bewilderment behind all his facial hair, \u201calive, eh?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019ll cost you!\u201d says Erik, \u201can\u2019 it\u2019ll take &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/10\/12\/chapter-34-sovereigns-and-crowns302\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 34 Sovereigns and Crowns302&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1954,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions\/1954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}