{"id":1879,"date":"2026-09-09T06:00:49","date_gmt":"2026-09-09T05:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2026-09-01T03:41:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T02:41:48","slug":"chapter-30-chocolate-chip-cookies263","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/09\/09\/chapter-30-chocolate-chip-cookies263\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 30 Chocolate Chip Cookies263"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/09\/08\/chapter-29-behind-the-scenes260\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page263 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/09\/10\/chapter-30-chocolate-chip-cookies264\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p><strong>Chapter 30<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Chocolate Chip Cookies<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Karen rushes into the dressing room, \u201cGirls! It\u2019s the final Act! You\u2019re on! MissFortune is sitting at the piano waiting for you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rhetorically KristalClear asks, \u201chow long have we been talking?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFar too long!\u201d says Karen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;o&#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Talent Contest &#8211; Continued<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>SCENE 12<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(OPENMIKE steps on to the apron. MISSFORTUNE is ready at the piano in the orchestra pit.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>OPENMIKE<\/strong><br \/>\n(Theatrically.)<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll recognise our final act this evening. The popular Manx girls Kayt and Conning!<\/p>\n<p>They can sing, they can dance, and they are both karate experts! So don\u2019t invade their personal space!<\/p>\n<p>(Dramatically.)<br \/>\nThe <em>Space<\/em> Girls!<\/p>\n<p><strong>THE SPACE GIRLS<\/strong><br \/>\n(The curtain opens revealing an empty stage.)<\/p>\n<p><em>(MISSFORTUNE starts with an innocuous soft melody. Then, one from the right, and one from the left, KAYT and CONNING gleefully hop, skip and jump their way to centre stage, cheering<\/em><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/09\/08\/chapter-29-behind-the-scenes260\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page263 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/09\/10\/chapter-30-chocolate-chip-cookies264\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page263 \u2013 Next Chapter 30 Chocolate Chip Cookies Karen rushes into the dressing room, \u201cGirls! It\u2019s the final Act! You\u2019re on! MissFortune is sitting at the piano waiting for you!\u201d Rhetorically KristalClear asks, \u201chow long have we been talking?\u201d \u201cFar too long!\u201d says Karen. &#8212;o&#8212; The Talent Contest &#8211; Continued SCENE 12 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/09\/09\/chapter-30-chocolate-chip-cookies263\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 30 Chocolate Chip Cookies263&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1880,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions\/1880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}