Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page250 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n BIGBANANA<\/strong> BONK!<\/p>\n OPENMIKE<\/strong> (BIGBANANA quickly departs the apron stage right. Audience laughter erupts, and subsides.)<\/em><\/p>\n Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page250 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page250 \u2013 Next BIGBANANA (Carrying the massive hammer, BIGBANANA appears stage left unseen by OPENMIKE, performs a bouncy walk onto the apron, stops behind him and strikes him on the head.) BONK! OPENMIKE (Slowly and expressively.) Gordon Bennett! (BIGBANANA quickly departs the apron stage right. Audience laughter erupts, and subsides.) Previous – … Continue reading “Chapter 28 Talent Contest250”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1858,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions\/1858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(Carrying the massive hammer, BIGBANANA appears stage left unseen by OPENMIKE, performs a bouncy walk onto the apron, stops behind him and strikes him on the head.)<\/em><\/p>\n
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