Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page241 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n SMALLBANANA<\/strong> AUDIENCE<\/strong> SMALLBANANA<\/strong> AUDIENCE<\/strong> BIGBANANA<\/strong> AUDIENCE<\/strong> OPENMIKE<\/strong> Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page241 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page241 \u2013 Next SMALLBANANA (SMALLBANANA turns and looks directly at OPENMIKE, obviously making eye contact. They exchange puzzled glances, but say nothing. In a peculiar bouncy style, resembling the Looney Tunes skunk Pep\u00e9 Le Pew, SMALLBANANA crosses the apron, passing behind OPENMIKE. Quickly exits stage right.) AUDIENCE (Now laughing their heads off.) … Continue reading “Chapter 28 Talent Contest241”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1839,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions\/1839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(SMALLBANANA turns and looks directly at OPENMIKE, obviously making eye contact. They exchange puzzled glances, but say nothing. In a peculiar bouncy style, resembling the Looney Tunes skunk Pep\u00e9 Le Pew, SMALLBANANA crosses the apron, passing behind OPENMIKE. Quickly exits stage right.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(Now laughing their heads off.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(Before the laughter subsides SMALLBANANA emerges from stage right, pauses for less than a second, then repeats the bouncy, running walk to cross the stage as before, and exit stage left.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(The audience barely reaches the climax of the current bout of raucous laughter when another bespectacled banana appears from stage right.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(Exaggerated and semi panicked conduct. BIGBANANA pauses for less than a second, then performs a more meaningful bouncy run across the stage, bumping into OPENMIKE\u2019s back. Does not pause to say anything, and exits the stage far left as if he\u2019s chasing SMALLBANANA.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(The older members of the audience now realise this has been scripted. The kids are just enjoying themselves. Graciously, the adults join in with fake looks of surprise, and giggles.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(Addressing the audience.)
\nYes … (Shrugs, deliberately leaves the sentence unfinished.)<\/em><\/p>\n
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