{"id":1704,"date":"2026-07-31T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2026-07-31T05:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1704"},"modified":"2026-07-26T14:00:33","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T13:00:33","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/31\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries217\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries217"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/30\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries216\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page217 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/08\/01\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries218\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\n(Making direct eye contact with HAYLEY, and smiling.)<br \/>\nNottaPenny glared at SimpleSimon and said, \u201chow horrid! You are so na\u00efve! You don\u2019t know anything about cats!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Making direct eye contact with AUNTSYLVIE, and smiling.)<br \/>\nNottaPenny threatened to separate from SimpleSimon immediately.<\/p>\n<p>(Returning his gaze to the AUDIENCE in general.)<br \/>\nBut she couldn\u2019t do that now \u2026 not on the island of Lancer Rodney.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENE 10<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(The journey home.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nThey had to travel back together on the same airliner!<\/p>\n<p>(Making eye contact with FULLYCHARGED and HAYLEY.)<br \/>\nAnd they had to sit next to each other!<\/p>\n<p>(Returning his gaze to the AUDIENCE in general.)<br \/>\nThe metal tube was jam packed solid. There were no spare seats. There wasn\u2019t enough space to swing a cat!<\/p>\n<p>Actually, there <em>was<\/em> enough space to swing a cat.<\/p>\n<p>If you stood in the aisle, between the seats, you could just about swing a small cat.<\/p>\n<p>Which was fine.<\/p>\n<p>If it was your intention to clobber ten other passengers in the face with an irate cat!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/30\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries216\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page217 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/08\/01\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries218\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page217 \u2013 Next BENET (Making direct eye contact with HAYLEY, and smiling.) NottaPenny glared at SimpleSimon and said, \u201chow horrid! You are so na\u00efve! You don\u2019t know anything about cats!\u201d (Making direct eye contact with AUNTSYLVIE, and smiling.) NottaPenny threatened to separate from SimpleSimon immediately. (Returning his gaze to the AUDIENCE in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/31\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries217\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries217&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1704"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1706,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions\/1706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}