Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page216 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n \u201cI can carry him.\u201d<\/p>\n (Pausing, and looking at the audience.)<\/p>\n Do you know the best way to carry a cat \u2026 when you don\u2019t have a cat basket?<\/p>\n AUDIENCE<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> \u201cOh you brute,\u201d said NottaPenny, \u201c how could you say such a thing?\u201d<\/p>\n HAYLEY<\/strong> FULLYCHARGED<\/strong> HAYLEY<\/strong> AUNTSYLVIE<\/strong> Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page216 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page216 \u2013 Next \u201cI can carry him.\u201d (Pausing, and looking at the audience.) Do you know the best way to carry a cat \u2026 when you don\u2019t have a cat basket? AUDIENCE (Staring. Uncertain how to respond.) BENET (Holding out his right arm, in a straight line, parallel with the ground. Fist … Continue reading “Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries216”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1703,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions\/1703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(Staring. Uncertain how to respond.)<\/p>\n
\n(Holding out his right arm, in a straight line, parallel with the ground. Fist clenched, but not punching anything.)
\nSimpleSimon says you have to carry it by its tail!<\/p>\n
\n(Glaring at FULLYCHARGED and whispering a bit too loud.)
\nThat\u2019s exactly the sort of thing you would do! How horrid!<\/p>\n
\n(Whispering a bit too loud.)
\nWhat\u2019s the problem?<\/p>\n
\n(Still glaring, and still whispering a bit too loud.)
\nYou are so na\u00efve! You don\u2019t know anything about cats!<\/p>\n
\n(Using a clearly audible whisper.)
\nI\u2019m going to separate you two if you misbehave one more time.<\/p>\n
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