{"id":1700,"date":"2026-07-29T06:00:59","date_gmt":"2026-07-29T05:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1700"},"modified":"2026-07-26T13:55:37","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T12:55:37","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries215","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/29\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries215\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries215"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/28\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries214\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page215 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/30\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries216\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p><strong>HAYLEY<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Glares at FULLYCHARGED. Says nothing)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FULLYCHARGED<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Whispering.)<\/em><br \/>\nWhat are you looking at me like that for?<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENE 9<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(The final day on the island of Lancer Rodney.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nOn the final day of their <em>holiday<\/em> they came back to the inn early, so that they could sleep, so that they could get up in the middle of the night and start another journey at 02:00.<\/p>\n<p>Late on that final afternoon, the sun was bright, and there was a smell of barbequed chicken everywhere. As they approached the inn, Lancer darted past them \u2026 carrying a chicken drumstick.<\/p>\n<p>Why so fast?<\/p>\n<p>What was he doing?<\/p>\n<p>Where did he get that food?<\/p>\n<p>Right outside the inn, on the dwarf stone wall was Rodney \u2026 licking a wounded leg.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh no, look at him,\u201d said NottaPenny, \u201che\u2019s been injured!<\/p>\n<p>She strokes Rodney \u2026 repeatedly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not safe out here, we should take him inside.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t be such a muppet! We don\u2019t have a cat basket!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/28\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries214\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page215 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/30\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries216\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page215 \u2013 Next HAYLEY (Glares at FULLYCHARGED. Says nothing) FULLYCHARGED (Whispering.) What are you looking at me like that for? SCENE 9 (The final day on the island of Lancer Rodney.) BENET On the final day of their holiday they came back to the inn early, so that they could sleep, so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/29\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries215\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries215&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1701,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions\/1701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}