{"id":1698,"date":"2026-07-28T06:00:51","date_gmt":"2026-07-28T05:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2026-07-26T13:53:49","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T12:53:49","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/28\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries214\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries214"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/27\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries213\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page214 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/29\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries215\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p><em>(Delivered at a fast pace, consistent with clarity.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 go swimming;<br \/>\n\u2022 relax on the beach;<br \/>\n\u2022 stroke a cat;<br \/>\n\u2022 relax on the beach;<br \/>\n\u2022 go sailing;<br \/>\n\u2022 relax on the beach;<br \/>\n\u2022 stroke a cat again;<br \/>\n\u2022 relax on the beach;<br \/>\n\u2022 go pony trekking in the hills and stroke a cat;<br \/>\n\u2022 then relax on the beach again;<br \/>\n\u2022 visit the local markets;<br \/>\n\u2022 stroke another cat;<br \/>\n\u2022 buy some new clothes;<br \/>\n\u2022 stroke a different cat;<br \/>\n\u2022 then relax on the NottaBeach next to the market \u2026<br \/>\n\u2022 \u2026 and stroke a different different cat!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Normal pace resumes.)<\/em><br \/>\nSo, what did SimpleSimon want?<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Cheap ale!<\/p>\n<p>Every night he went out to an alehouse, came back to the inn very late, and slept for most of the following day.<br \/>\nNottaPenny was so angry.<\/p>\n<p>Well she would be, wouldn\u2019t she, wouldn\u2019t you be angry?<\/p>\n<p><strong>AUDIENCE<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Lots of nodding. Murmuring. The leading question receives an unambiguous affirmative response.)<\/em><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/27\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries213\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page214 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/29\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries215\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page214 \u2013 Next (Delivered at a fast pace, consistent with clarity.) \u2022 go swimming; \u2022 relax on the beach; \u2022 stroke a cat; \u2022 relax on the beach; \u2022 go sailing; \u2022 relax on the beach; \u2022 stroke a cat again; \u2022 relax on the beach; \u2022 go pony trekking in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/28\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries214\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries214&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1699,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions\/1699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}