Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page213 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n BENET<\/strong> In Lancer Rodney, NottaPenny spent five<\/em> sovereigns on one<\/em> glass of wine. One!<\/p>\n AUDIENCE<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> AUDIENCE<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> Or halve it again, if you know Marcus the boss!<\/p>\n SCENE 8<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> (Allowing a very brief discussion, and ignoring all of it.)<\/em><\/p>\n NottaPenny wanted to:<\/p>\n Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page213 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page213 \u2013 Next BENET (Sarcastic, fake, astonished voice.) A bargain sir \u2026 you should charge more! In Lancer Rodney, NottaPenny spent five sovereigns on one glass of wine. One! AUDIENCE (Gasps.) BENET That was at the cheapest tavern in town. AUDIENCE (More gasps.) BENET (Again, gesturing towards MARCUS.) Double that if you … Continue reading “Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries213”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1697,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions\/1697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(Sarcastic, fake, astonished voice.)
\nA bargain sir \u2026 you should charge more!<\/p>\n
\n(Gasps<\/em>.)<\/p>\n
\nThat was at the cheapest tavern in town.<\/p>\n
\n(More gasps<\/em>.)<\/p>\n
\n(Again, gesturing towards MARCUS.)<\/em>
\nDouble that if you go to a posh tavern.<\/p>\n
\n(The island of Lancer Rodney.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n(Scanning audience members.)
\nSo what did SimpleSimon and NottaPenny do for one week during their stay in Lancer Rodney?<\/p>\n
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