Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page209 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Lancer, the jet black cat, sees what\u2019s happening and is jealous. He races along the top of the dwarf stone wall outside the inn, and pounces on Rodney, just before NottaPenny has a chance to stroke him.<\/p>\n In a riot of hissing and clawing, the two cats run off, round the side of the inn, and disappear from sight \u2026<\/p>\n \u2026 making a hideous noise \u2026<\/p>\n (energetically imitating cat noises)<\/em><\/p>\n \u2026 nyaaa-owww-arrr-owww!<\/em><\/p>\n NYOWWW!<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOh no!\u201d says NottaPenny.<\/p>\n \u201cThe next time I see that black cat, I\u2019m going to make sure the tabby is safe\u201d.<\/p>\n \u201cHurry up, let\u2019s check in,\u201d says SimpleSimon, \u201cI\u2019m starving.\u201d<\/p>\n He\u2019s not starving.<\/p>\n He\u2019s a fat, obnoxious git.<\/p>\n And NottaPenny is getting a bit fed up with him. SimpleSimon could probably live for a whole week without food. Although NottaPenny is hungry.<\/p>\n They had to get up at 02:00, spend four hours in an airport, four more hours cooped up inside a metal tube, and another four hours trying to get out of the airport and ride on a motor carriage, to reach the inn.<\/p>\n Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page209 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page209 \u2013 Next Lancer, the jet black cat, sees what\u2019s happening and is jealous. He races along the top of the dwarf stone wall outside the inn, and pounces on Rodney, just before NottaPenny has a chance to stroke him. In a riot of hissing and clawing, the two cats run off, … Continue reading “Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries209”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1689,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions\/1689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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