{"id":1686,"date":"2026-07-22T06:00:17","date_gmt":"2026-07-22T05:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2026-07-19T12:45:28","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T11:45:28","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/22\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries208\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries208"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/21\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries207\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page208 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/23\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries209\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p><strong>AUNTSYLVIE<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Reaches over and places a firm hand on FULLYCHARGED\u2019s shoulder. Says nothing.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nLancer and Rodney were the two most important tomcats on the island, and they used to fight like cats and \u2026 er \u2026 cats.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Gesturing towards FULLYCHARGED and HAYLEY.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Just like these two here \u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>(HAYLEY displays her \u2018innocent and disappointed\u2019 face. BENET raises the index finger of his left hand just a little, staring directly at FULLYCHARGED, giving him a top quality Paddington Bear hard stare. FullyCharged shoves his half eaten time machine into his mouth and puffs out his cheeks.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HAYLEY<\/strong><br \/>\n(Whispering firmly, whilst suppressing anger.)<br \/>\nYou\u2019re so naughty! Now you\u2019re getting me into trouble.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENE 6<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Arriving at the inn.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nThe first thing that SimpleSimon and NottaPenny see when they arrive at the inn, is Rodney the cat. Lying in the sun, stretched out, completely relaxed, just inviting somebody to come over and stroke his tummy.<\/p>\n<p>NottaPenny can\u2019t resist the invitation.<\/p>\n<p>A lovely tabby cat, just waiting to be stroked.<\/p>\n<p>She walks over.<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/21\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries207\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page208 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/23\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries209\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page208 \u2013 Next AUNTSYLVIE (Reaches over and places a firm hand on FULLYCHARGED\u2019s shoulder. Says nothing.) BENET Lancer and Rodney were the two most important tomcats on the island, and they used to fight like cats and \u2026 er \u2026 cats. (Gesturing towards FULLYCHARGED and HAYLEY.) Just like these two here \u2026 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/22\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries208\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries208&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1687,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions\/1687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}