{"id":1684,"date":"2026-07-21T06:00:13","date_gmt":"2026-07-21T05:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2026-07-19T12:42:16","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T11:42:16","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/21\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries207\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries207"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/20\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries206\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page207 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/22\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries208\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p>Rodney. They check because nobody in this airport trusts any of the<em> fire-breathing-dragons<\/em> in the other airports.<\/p>\n<p>Now riddle me this. Why is the island called Lancer Rodney?<\/p>\n<p><strong>FULLYCHARGED<\/strong><br \/>\n(Whispering.)<br \/>\nRodney was a soldier with a lance.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAYLEY<\/strong><br \/>\n(Whispering.)<br \/>\nDon\u2019t be silly, it\u2019s another made up name!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Gesturing towards FULLYCHARGED.)<\/em><br \/>\nYes, young man, speak up! They couldn\u2019t hear you at the back!<\/p>\n<p><strong>FULLYCHARGED<\/strong><br \/>\n(Loudly)<br \/>\nRODNEY WAS A SOLDIER WITH A LANCE.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Hayley buries her face in her hands.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nYes, absolutely right, Lancer was a cat!<\/p>\n<p>And Rodney was a cat!<\/p>\n<p><strong>FULLYCHARGED<\/strong><br \/>\n(Whispering, angrily. Poking HAYLEY in the ribs again.)<br \/>\nYou made me say that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAYLEY<\/strong><br \/>\n(Whispering, indignantly.)<br \/>\nI did no such thing!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/20\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries206\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page207 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/22\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries208\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page207 \u2013 Next Rodney. They check because nobody in this airport trusts any of the fire-breathing-dragons in the other airports. Now riddle me this. Why is the island called Lancer Rodney? FULLYCHARGED (Whispering.) Rodney was a soldier with a lance. HAYLEY (Whispering.) Don\u2019t be silly, it\u2019s another made up name! BENET (Gesturing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/21\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries207\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries207&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1685,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions\/1685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}