Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page206 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n to strap them into their seats again because the metal tube was going down onto the ground soon.<\/p>\n SimpleSimon crossed his legs.<\/p>\n And crossed his fingers!<\/p>\n For almost the whole journey, he had to stay in his seat. That was more than four hours.<\/p>\n Can you sit still for four hours?<\/p>\n No, don\u2019t answer that!<\/p>\n At least if you travel on a ship you can walk around a lot. And a ship has lots of toilets. And toilets that work!<\/p>\n SCENE 5<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> Who can read Spanish? Who can run the fastest? Who can find a toilet first?<\/p>\n If you were a fast runner you\u2019d get to the toilet before anybody else did, and then you could race towards the bureaucratic guardian of the territorial integrity.<\/p>\n All one of him. So there\u2019s another queue! Another one hour of mandatory fun!<\/p>\n While one man checks that all the passengers from all the multiple airliners are all allowed to enter the Island of Lancer<\/p>\n Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page206 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page206 \u2013 Next to strap them into their seats again because the metal tube was going down onto the ground soon. SimpleSimon crossed his legs. And crossed his fingers! For almost the whole journey, he had to stay in his seat. That was more than four hours. Can you sit still for … Continue reading “Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries206”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1683,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions\/1683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(An airport arrivals hall on the island of Lancer Rodney.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThe excitement of a holiday really begins when you get onto the ground in The Canneries.<\/p>\n
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