Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page205 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n FULLYCHARGED<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> This one took 59 minutes.<\/p>\n It would have been quicker, but the man at the front didn\u2019t have the right territorial integrity pass. He wasn\u2019t allowed to board the airliner in spite of having no toothpaste and having a travel warrant in his rock steady right hand. After three hours in the airport he was told that he had to go home.<\/p>\n That\u2019s how a holiday starts!<\/p>\n SCENE 4<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> And SimpleSimon and NottaPenny were not allowed to go to the toilet because the captain was turbulent!<\/p>\n When the captain stopped being turbulent there was a rush for the two toilets at the back. This metal tube had 180 passengers and only two toilets. And one of the toilets was broken. All the passengers got very angry, and the prison guards said they had<\/p>\n Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page205 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page205 \u2013 Next FULLYCHARGED (Whispering.) And the numbers! BENET There was another long queue at the gate, although this one didn\u2019t take one hour. This one took 59 minutes. It would have been quicker, but the man at the front didn\u2019t have the right territorial integrity pass. He wasn\u2019t allowed to board … Continue reading “Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries205”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1679,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions\/1679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(Whispering.)
\nAnd the numbers!<\/p>\n
\nThere was another long queue at the gate, although this one didn\u2019t take one hour.<\/p>\n
\n(Inside an airliner.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\nInside the airliner a prison guard in a cheap uniform forcibly strapped SimpleSimon and NottaPenny into their chairs before the metal tube was allowed to leave the ground. After it was high enough the prison guard came back and demanded twenty four sovereigns \u2026 twenty four \u2026 in exchange for two cups of cold, weak tea.<\/p>\n
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