Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page204 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Placing the travel warrant on top of the robot guardian, Miss ActiveVolcano recited the staff incantation, \u201cyou just have to hold it still,\u201d and the robot reluctantly accepted it.<\/p>\n FULLYCHARGED<\/strong> BENET<\/strong> And I\u2019m using the word \u201chuman\u201d in the widest possible sense of the word.<\/p>\n Actually, some of them were inhumane!<\/p>\n Mrs ScatterBrain checked NottaPenny\u2019s bag \u2026 no problem.<\/p>\n When it was SimpleSimon\u2019s turn Mr Inhumane ScatterBrain looked inside his bag and told him not to clean his teeth. He said it was forbidden, and then he stole the toothpaste saying that SimpleSimon must be obscenely rich to be carrying such an extravagantly large tube of toothpaste!<\/p>\n As SimpleSimon and NottaPenny arrive at gate number Eleventy Billion and One, they\u2019re met by the gatekeeper, Mrs FireBreathingDragon.<\/p>\n HAYLEY<\/strong> Previous<\/a> – Book1 Page204 \u2013 Next<\/a><\/p>\n Previous – Book1 Page204 \u2013 Next Placing the travel warrant on top of the robot guardian, Miss ActiveVolcano recited the staff incantation, \u201cyou just have to hold it still,\u201d and the robot reluctantly accepted it. FULLYCHARGED (Addressing HAYLEY in a whisper.) I think it must have been the robot\u2019s fault. BENET Then the mandatory fun … Continue reading “Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries204”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1677,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions\/1677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n(Addressing HAYLEY in a whisper.)
\nI think it must have been the robot\u2019s fault.<\/p>\n
\nThen the mandatory fun continues! They stood in a different queue for another one hour, waiting for the scatter brained guardian of the forbidden belongings to look inside their bags. At least this guardian was a real human being.<\/p>\n
\n(Whispering.)
\nHe\u2019s making up these names!<\/p>\n
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