{"id":1674,"date":"2026-07-17T06:00:33","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T05:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2026-07-12T19:00:28","modified_gmt":"2026-07-12T18:00:28","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/17\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries203\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries203"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/16\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries202\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page203 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/18\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries204\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nGood answer!<\/p>\n<p>And we\u2019ve hardly even started!<\/p>\n<p>At an airport the mandatory fun begins with standing in a queue for one hour, to do something called a check in. When SimpleSimon eventually reached the front of the queue his travel warrant was not accepted by the robot guardian. He offered it three times.<\/p>\n<p>NottaPenny recited the magic incantation, \u201coh get out of my way,\u201d and the robot guardian accepted her travel warrant first time. SimpleSimon tried again, three more times, and thrice reciting the incantation, \u201cwhy doesn\u2019t this damn thing work?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The robot guardian refused to allow another try, and instead electrically summoned Miss ActiveVolcano.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAYLEY<\/strong><br \/>\n(Addressing FULLYCHARGED in a whisper.)<br \/>\nThat can\u2019t be her real name!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nMiss ActiveVolcano erupted from nowhere and frowned at SimpleSimon.<\/p>\n<p>She snatched the travel warrant from his hand, and just in case the first frown wasn\u2019t strong enough, she did it again, giving him a double plus frown and then saying something about the honesty of men.<\/p>\n<p>Or was it \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHonestly! Men!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/16\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries202\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page203 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/18\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries204\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page203 \u2013 Next BENET Good answer! And we\u2019ve hardly even started! At an airport the mandatory fun begins with standing in a queue for one hour, to do something called a check in. When SimpleSimon eventually reached the front of the queue his travel warrant was not accepted by the robot guardian. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/17\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries203\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries203&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}