{"id":1665,"date":"2026-07-13T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T05:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1665"},"modified":"2026-07-13T11:49:40","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T10:49:40","slug":"chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries199","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/13\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries199\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries199"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/12\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries198\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page199 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/14\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries200\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p>But first, they had to get there!<\/p>\n<p>How would you go to the coast of Africa?<\/p>\n<p><strong>AUDIENCE<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Excitedly, dozens of children start shouting, including FULLYCHARGED, who can be heard clearly above the rest.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ship!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nYes! By ship! And how long would that take you?<\/p>\n<p><strong>AUDIENCE<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(A moment\u2019s silence. The boys look puzzled, the girls look thoughtful.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HAYLEY<\/strong><br \/>\n(Responding aloud and alone.)<br \/>\nSeven days?<\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nYes \u2026 seven days \u2026 and another seven days to get back again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>FULLYCHARGED<\/strong><br \/>\n(Poking HAYLEY in the ribs as he addresses her in a whisper.)<br \/>\nI knew that!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BENET<\/strong><br \/>\nFor a whole year SimpleSimon and NottaPenny saved up all of their pennies. Thousands of pennies! In old money, naturally! They needed hundreds and hundreds of Sovereigns, to book a seven night stay at an inn, and a passage aboard a flying metal tube!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/12\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries198\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page199 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/14\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries200\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page199 \u2013 Next But first, they had to get there! How would you go to the coast of Africa? AUDIENCE (Excitedly, dozens of children start shouting, including FULLYCHARGED, who can be heard clearly above the rest.) Ship! BENET Yes! By ship! And how long would that take you? AUDIENCE (A moment\u2019s silence. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/07\/13\/chapter-26-the-almost-true-true-story-of-the-canneries199\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 26 The Almost True True Story of The Canneries199&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1665"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1681,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions\/1681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}