{"id":1603,"date":"2026-06-18T06:00:45","date_gmt":"2026-06-18T05:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2026-06-14T15:47:46","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T14:47:46","slug":"chapter-22-a-delicate-question168","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/06\/18\/chapter-22-a-delicate-question168\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 22 A Delicate Question168"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/06\/17\/chapter-22-a-delicate-question167\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page168 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/06\/19\/chapter-22-a-delicate-question169\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p>Whilst everybody is watching the fight, MickeyWarr has walked calmly and purposefully towards Lieutenant Slender, determined not to alarm her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t belong here. Do you <em>want<\/em> to stay with these people? I don\u2019t! Come with me! Now!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She instantly recognises the whole ploy, the diversion, the fight, and the shrewd newcomer trying to escape. Normally when something like this happens nobody comes towards her, they\u2019re always running the other way. She\u2019s never intervened in an escape before, has never had to, because there are usually some big, ugly pirates involved. And she has never, ever been invited to take part in an escape!<\/p>\n<p>She looks at MickeyWarr. With a quick, subtle wink and a kind smile, she says, \u201cI can\u2019t! You go!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s not the response he\u2019d been expecting. Everything about the body language had said yes, and everything about the actual reply said no!<\/p>\n<p>She whispers to him, \u201cI want to go, but BlackCloud is my dad, I can\u2019t leave.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Devastating news!<\/p>\n<p>Now, desperately trying to rework his escape plan on the fly, he quickly says, \u201cI tripped over your foot, draw your sword, stick your boot on my back!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He throws himself to the ground, and feigns an injury, yelling, \u201carghh!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>MickeyWarr attempts to act the invalid, and pretends that he can\u2019t reach a sprained ankle, because he\u2019s already pinned to the ground with a pirate\u2019s boot on his back, and the tip of a rapier resting against his throat.<\/p>\n<p>Lieutenant Slender is a better actor than MickeyWarr!<\/p>\n<p>BlackDog\u2019s two heavies abandon their fight, drop SpudGunn to the floor, and race over to beat up the would be escapee.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLeave him, he\u2019s mine! I caught him, I\u2019ll sort this out. And anyway, he can\u2019t even walk now! He\u2019s not a threat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She does her best imitation of an angry pirate, \u201cget up you pansy, or I\u2019ll cut your throat!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/06\/17\/chapter-22-a-delicate-question167\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page168 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/06\/19\/chapter-22-a-delicate-question169\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page168 \u2013 Next Whilst everybody is watching the fight, MickeyWarr has walked calmly and purposefully towards Lieutenant Slender, determined not to alarm her. \u201cYou don\u2019t belong here. Do you want to stay with these people? I don\u2019t! Come with me! Now!\u201d She instantly recognises the whole ploy, the diversion, the fight, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/06\/18\/chapter-22-a-delicate-question168\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 22 A Delicate Question168&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1604,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions\/1604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}