{"id":1360,"date":"2026-03-30T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-30T05:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2026-03-29T20:58:42","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T19:58:42","slug":"chapter-9-red-in-the-face071","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/03\/30\/chapter-9-red-in-the-face071\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 9 Red in the Face071"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/03\/29\/chapter-9-red-in-the-face070\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page71 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/03\/31\/chapter-10-bronze-silver-and-gold073\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s that thing you\u2019re always saying? \u2018Must dash\u2019. I\u2019m going to call you \u2018Dash\u2019. Sounds nicer than NutJob don\u2019t you think? My special pet name for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>NutJob can feel his cheeks warming up. He\u2019s not sure what to say, and he says the first thing that pops into his head, weakly suggesting, \u201cyou could call me Dave,\u201d as he tries to suppress the blushing.<\/p>\n<p>His face is clearly turning red, KristalClear notices, but pretends she hasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>She smiles at him tenderly and says, \u201cyes Dash!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/03\/29\/chapter-9-red-in-the-face070\/\">Previous<\/a> &#8211; Book1 Page71 \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/03\/31\/chapter-10-bronze-silver-and-gold073\/\">Next<\/a><\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previous &#8211; Book1 Page71 \u2013 Next \u201cWhat\u2019s that thing you\u2019re always saying? \u2018Must dash\u2019. I\u2019m going to call you \u2018Dash\u2019. Sounds nicer than NutJob don\u2019t you think? My special pet name for you.\u201d NutJob can feel his cheeks warming up. He\u2019s not sure what to say, and he says the first thing that pops into &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/2026\/03\/30\/chapter-9-red-in-the-face071\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chapter 9 Red in the Face071&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1361,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions\/1361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}