{"id":227,"date":"2026-01-03T06:05:22","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T06:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/?page_id=227"},"modified":"2026-03-25T07:02:48","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T07:02:48","slug":"angrybard","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/angrybard\/","title":{"rendered":"AngryBard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody once made the mistake of reading \u201cAndy Barr\u201d as \u201cAngryBard\u201d and now he can\u2019t shake off the nickname. A lovely but timid thirteen year old, AngryBard will happily curl up in a comfy chair, with a compelling book, and read to his heart\u2019s content.<\/p>\n<p>Leave him alone and he\u2019ll leave you alone, but if you disturb him when he\u2019s reading he\u2019ll tell you where to get off. Not really angry, more frustrated, he likes having a really tight circle of friends, and he\u2019s certainly not into boisterous adventures.<\/p>\n<p>MissFortune, the music teacher, recently discovered that he can play, and she\u2019s encouraging him to explore this talent.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inner Circle<\/strong><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"600\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"300\" height=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/kristalclear\/\">KristalClear<\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"300\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/nutjob\/\">NutJob<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/candicrush\/\">CandiCrush<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/angrybard\/\">AngryBard<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/trishabarr\/\">TrishaBarr<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/billybarr\/\">BillyBarr<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/kayt\/\">Kayt<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/conning\/\">Conning<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/maxchaos\/\">MaxChaos<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/haywire\/\">HayWire<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"21\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/auntsylvie\/\">AuntSylvie<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/openmike\/\">OpenMike<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/missfortune\/\">MissFortune<\/a><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody once made the mistake of reading \u201cAndy Barr\u201d as \u201cAngryBard\u201d and now he can\u2019t shake off the nickname. A lovely but timid thirteen year old, AngryBard will happily curl up in a comfy chair, with a compelling book, and read to his heart\u2019s content. Leave him alone and he\u2019ll leave you alone, but if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/characters\/angrybard\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;AngryBard&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1347,"parent":2,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/227\/revisions\/1348"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slenderwolf.com\/novels\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}